COUNTRIES AND THEIR MEANING

H.O.L.L.A.N.D= Hope Our Love LastsAnd Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y.= I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A.= Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E.= Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A.= Come Here... I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A.= Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L.= Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A.= I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A= Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. C.A.N.A.D.A.= Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction K.O.R.E.A.= Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity. E.G.Y.P.T.= Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! M.A.N.I.L.A.= May All Nights InspireLove Always. P.E.R.U.= Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us. T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D ­ .= Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull. ***ADD MORE

SAY AMEN TO THIS

Very soon, ur family will say 2 u:-"I'm proud of u"; Ur friends will say,:- "I'm Hapi 4 u", Ur equals will say:- "I wish I were u"; Ur enemies will say:- U have a mighty God. By d time ur glory will exploit, sudden death will not take u away. U wil excel from one region 2 anoda. Ur generation will b filled with wealth n riches in His mighty name

CHINCO WAHALA

O boy! As Blackberry don chop mymoney tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come take somemoney buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! . 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging. . 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc. . 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick. . 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. . 5. When an aeroplane passes by itrecords "One missed call". . 6. When a big truck hoots; it records "Charger connected". . 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says: "One Bluetooth device found". . 8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found". . 9. When an ugly gal passes, it says,"Virus detected". . Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buyooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found, u are hooked with me" . I don hear wee for dis chinco hand oooo .

ENGLISH EXAMINATION

Akpors writing an exams 1. many are called..... Ans buh only few people have credit to call back. 2. convert i kill someone 2 future tense Ans you will go to jail 3. who was judas in the bible?why? Ans a farmer n a vegetarian because judas eats carrot 4. define racism? Ans is when u select ur white clothes to wash first before blacks. 5. Wat is discrimination. Ans: it is wen u hug gals wit big boobs nd shake hands of gals wit small boobs

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