America vs Naija

An oyibo kid (white boy) came with his dad to warri as tourist, d oyibo kid decided to show off to akpors n his frnds,the following argument ensued between him n Akpors... OYIBO KID: i got Mc Donalds. AKPORS: we get Mr.Biggs. I got Mtv We get Stv I got mike Tyson We get Bash Ali. I got Elvis Presley. We get fela Anikulapo Kuti. I got T.pain We get Timaya. I got T.I. We get M.I. I got 2pac. We get 2face. I got Beyonce. We get Genevieve. I got Lil Wayne. We get Terry G. I got Jay Z. We get DonJAZZY. I got wizKHALIFA. We get Wizkid. I got Hollywood. We get Nollywood. I got Silicon Valley. We get computer village. I got Las Vegas. We get Lasgidi. I got miami beach. We get Lekki beach. I got Al Paccino. We get Pete Edochie. I got pirates of da caribbean. We get pirates of Aba. I got beauty n d beast. We get Bianca n Ojukwu. I got Mr.Bean. We get Mr.Ibu. I got American Lotto. We get Baba Ijebu. We fear Al Qaeda. We fear Boko Haram. We gat God. We get ma oga@da top....